I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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