We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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