I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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