I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Randomize