Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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