she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Randomize
