why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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