I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Mom said you looked used
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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