He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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