there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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