I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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