I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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