Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize