she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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