i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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