when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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