quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Drunk is not a location!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
