I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
now i know why i became what i already was.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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