Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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