i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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