I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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