Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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