are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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