Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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