Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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