What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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