Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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