Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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