Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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