it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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