So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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