It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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