Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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