I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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