That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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