we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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