Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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