I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
