i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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