My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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