did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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