We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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