is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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