I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole