I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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