dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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