I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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