I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize