this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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