why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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