The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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