is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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